Hi this is Byeongyeongyoeng.

This is what you call an intervention.

Two girls. Rain's hand in marriage. Lee Hyori's legs.

The stakes are high.

What the fck am I blubbering about.

Hello, call me Byeong!

So, Jeong and I have decided to motivate each other throughout this weight loss shebang by doing a bet. The initial idea was Jeong wants to lose weight so she can finally ask Rain's hand in marriage, with some nifty sports car as a proposal bribe gift. And I want Lee Hyori's legs.

Actually we just want to get into After School because we dig the whole all-the-women-independent-throw-your-hands-up-at-me amazona physique thing. Ignore the fact that I do not know how to dance. At all. And... Lee Hyori's legs might be impossible to achieve but at least I'm aiming for Uee's. Puahahaha.

Okay, seriously though... we thought it's time for a lifestyle change. One filled with regular meals, a body clock that is not fcked up, and regular exercise. We're no strangers to fitness programs though. We're kind of like the prodigal sons of fitness, tempted by the shiny pile of ice cream, soda, and late night k-pop idol videos on YouTube. But now we're coming back because we don't want to blow up to elephant proportions by the time we reach quarter life, we're tired of being unfit, and we've put up a bet that involves spending money.

So here's the deal...

Exercise everyday for the rest of June. The person who misses the most days or fails to keep up with the deal has to buy the other something from Mac. (As in the cosmetic brand. We're not rich enough to buy each other iPhone4s or macbooks.)

That's it for June. The goal is, of course, to get Park Kahi's approval or something to that effect by October. Something like, the person who exercises the least has to buy the other something from Zara. PUAHAHAHA.

All these bets and kpopisms is making me feel.... strangely unintellectual but hey whatevs, you have to admit it, there is no better thinspiration than creepy deskjet print outs of Lee Hyori's legs on your fridge door. And there is no better motivation than not wanting to buy another person something you could buy for yourself instead. Yes/yes?

Okay with that, I shall abruptly end this post and go to sleep because I promised myself that I will be sleeping before 12mn starting today.